“Normally, we have radios and shit to do this with, but we’re going bare bones today,” shouts Michael Maren, author and first-time director, during the very last day of filming his debut feature, A Short History of Decay. A volunteer cast eagerly follows his direction, which consists mainly of the orders “Look up,” “Look down,” and “Get back to work!” “Work” happens to be their day job, the distinctly unfilmable act of writing.
Forty-three bona fide New York authors arose as early as 4 a.m. to make this morning’s six o’clock call at Park Slope’s popular freelancer perch, the Kos Kaffe. An hour into the shoot, half of them are in the glare of the film’s single light and a rented camera. At a front table, Elissa Schappell, Darin Strauss, and Mary Morris pretend to work. Behind them are memoirist-poet Nick Flynn (Another Bullshit Night in Suck City) and Michael Cunningham, whose Pulitzer-winning novel The Hours became a Meryl Streep vehicle (in which he had a cameo that didn’t make the final cut). Sitting cross-legged on the floor by the counter are Myla Goldberg, Joshua Henkin, and Jesse Scheidlower. The other half of the café, off-camera for now, is silently — actually — working. Sort of.
“I really, really wanted this shot,” Maren says during a quick break. In a scene he thought would never come to pass, Decay protagonist Nathan Fisher, played by One Tree Hill alum Bryan Greenberg, has just been thrown over by his writer girlfriend in favor of a literary agent. Fisher tries to drown his sorrows in a literary latte, but instead he’s confronted by the world’s nerdiest sight gag — a café chock full of famous writers, each in possession of an expert withering glare. “It’s a little bit of a dream sequence,” Maren explains. “He literally can’t find a seat at the table.”
A couple of weeks ago, Maren solicited dozens of writers for this last day of shooting and found a generous partner in Kos Kaffe’s owner, Allon Azulai, who also co-owned its beloved predecessor, Ozzie’s. Now, after a month of filming in Wilmington, North Carolina, his six-figure budget depleted, his movie “running on fumes,” Maren greets almost all the writers he invited. The only big no-shows were Paul Auster, who felt filmically overexposed, and Martin Amis, who was meant to play the barista. The rest were easily lured by nothing more than coffee, croissants, and the heady satisfaction of being part of a highbrow inside joke.
“Our vanity is being indulged — that’s the payment,” says Kurt Andersen, novelist and former editor of Spy (and this magazine). Like the others, he’s been asked to bring real work — though really it’s just a side project. “I don’t think we’re writing today. I think we’re typing.”“Isn’t that something Truman Capote said?” asks John Burnham Schwartz (Northwest Corner; Reservation Road). Open on Schwartz’s laptop is a blank document — notes for an unwritten article.
“Yeah, he said that about someone else,” says Tad Friend (Cheerful Money), who appears to be entering copy edits from a manuscript.
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