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 By Pronoy Sarkar | Monday,
October 27, 2014 - Off the Shelf
It’s 6 am on a Monday and you’re awake. Not because you have
work that early, but because your cat, Mr. Snugglegate, is furiously
scratching at your face. You throw him off and remember your New Year’s
resolution: to start every morning by stretching and doing fifty jumping
jacks. You do neither. Instead, you stare blankly at the opposing wall and
drool.
When you finally make your way to the bathroom, you curse your cat for
leaving scratch marks on either cheek. One starts by your nose and continues
all the way down your chin. You consider applying makeup. You realize you
only have lotion and shaving cream in the cupboard.
While reading on the subway to work, you come across a funny
headline, and spill coffee on your dress shirt, which hasn’t been ironed in
weeks. Or washed, for that matter.
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