Friday, February 07, 2014

The 10 worst couples in literature


JK Rowling has said she regrets her decision to matchmake Ron and Hermione – we look at other fictional couples better off apart

Thursday 6 February 2014   
Claire Danes and Leonardo Dicaprio kiss in the film adaptation of Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Photograph: Alamy

Earlier this week, JK Rowling revealed she regrets her decision to write Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger into a relationship. The Harry Potter author told Wonderland magazine that one of the world's most famous literary pairings would have ended up in relationship counselling.

Emma Watson, who played Hermione Granger in the film adaptations of the books, echoed her comments, telling the Sunday Times: "I think there are fans out there who know that too and who wonder whether Ron would have really been able to make her happy."

So, in light of JK Rowling outing the bookish Hermione and the prankster Ron as a mismatched union, we look at 10 other awkward pairings in literature, from hidden exes in the attic, to ill-judged office affairs.
Warning: possible spoilers ahead.

Heathcliff and Catherine (Wuthering Heights)

They are one of the best-loved literary couples, and one of the worst. Catherine and Heathcliff's relationship can only be described as mutually destructive and abusive – and deserving of a session or two on a Relate sofa. You know a pairing is on the rocks when they spend most of their time trying to hurt the other in the most malevolent means possible (like ruining their offspring). It's the kind of obsessive love that prioritises control over a person and loses sight of the individual's happiness. They are basically a version of Sid and Nancy on the moors.

Romeo and Juliet (Romeo and Juliet)

Romeo and Juliet may well be one of the most irritating, self-absorbed couples to have ever graced the stage. If they were around today, they would be lovesick sixth formers writing each other bad haikus and snogging on sticky nightclub floors, while bullying their mates into covering for them. On the one hand, the whole love-at-first-sight thing is kind of cute, but on the other, you can imagine them sending naked Snapchats to each other when Romeo was banished from Verona

The others..........

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