Thursday, June 04, 2015

How to survive literary parties: tips from Francis Plug

The shy but not exactly retiring author offers some tips on getting through publishing bunfights, and meeting the great unwashed

Glasses of sherry.
A lot to swallow ... a waiter carries glasses of sherry. Photograph: Patrick Ward/Corbis
A recently unearthed letter from Philip Larkin described literary parties as his “idea of hell on earth”. He saw such gatherings as “a lot of sherry-drill with important people”. Yes, this sounds awful, agreed. But for the modern author, it’s not just the literary set you have to cope with. It’s the great unwashed as well. You’re expected to sherry-drill with unimportant people, too.

More than 30 Booker prize-winners were forced to deal with me, for instance, as I researched my book Francis Plug: How to Be a Public Author. I’m not even particularly interested in literature, let alone charismatic, or socially blessed. Some people have actually found me “unbalanced”, or in Martin Amis’s case, “psychotic”. But this hasn’t prevented me from speaking with them. And let’s face it, most famous authors are a bit unbalanced too.
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